The punnier side of Independence Day

Q. What has feathers, webbed feet, and certain inalienable rights?

A. The Ducklaration of Independence.

Q. What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?

A. Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer.

Q. What did the American flag say to the British flag?

A. Nothing. It just waved.

Q. Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

A. Because his horse was too heavy to carry.

Q. Why did King George think the Declaration of Independence was a joke?

A. It was written in Punsylvania.

Q. Why did George Washington chop down a cherry tree with his hatchet?

A. The chainsaw hadn’t been invented.

Q. Do they have a Fourth of July in England?

A. Yes, between July 3rd and July 5th.

via Making Light.

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