Why did the turkey cross the road?

Q. Why do turkeys go “gobble gobble”?

A. Because they have terrible table manners.

Q, What’s big and green and goes “gobble gobble”?

A. Turkeysaurus Rex

Q. What’s inside a genie’s turkey?

A. Three wishbones.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?

A. The chicken gets major holidays off.

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Q. What does Godzilla eat on Thanksgiving?

A. Squash.

Q. What do mathematicians do on Thanksgiving?

A. Count their blessings.

Q. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

A. The letter G.

via Making Light.

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